Lyrics by John Cozart “Harry Potter in 99 seconds” for Karaoke
There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star
Voldemort killed his parents
Who gave him a lightning scar
Harry goes to Hogwarts; he meets Ron and Hermonie
McGonagall requires he plays for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy’s boy, Quirell becomes unemployed
Dumbledore destroys the Sorcerer’s stone
Ron breaks his wand; now Ginny’s gone
And Harry is in mortal danger; Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber, Harry blows up aunty Marge
The dementors come in and take charge; Lupin is a wolf,
The rat’s a man, and now the prisoner is at large,
They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry’s godfather, I don’t really get it either
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament with the dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slain, he’s back
Harry Harry, it’s getting scary; Voldemort’s back
Now you’re a revolutionary, Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he
Ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
He’s been asked to leave the school, Umbridge arrives Draco’s a
tool, kids break into the ministry, Sirius black is dead as can be
Split your soul seven parts of a whole
They’re Horcruxes; it’s Dumbledore’s end
There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his last breath.
Note: This song should be sung as a family, where the parents sing, and the kids respond by humming.