Lyrics by John Cozart “Harry Potter in 99 seconds” for Karaoke

There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star

Voldemort killed his parents

Who gave him a lightning scar

Harry goes to Hogwarts; he meets Ron and Hermonie

McGonagall requires he plays for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy’s boy, Quirell becomes unemployed

Dumbledore destroys the Sorcerer’s stone

Ron breaks his wand; now Ginny’s gone

And Harry is in mortal danger; Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

his ginormous secret chamber, Harry blows up aunty Marge

The dementors come in and take charge; Lupin is a wolf,

The rat’s a man, and now the prisoner is at large,

They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be Harry’s godfather, I don’t really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament with the dragons and mermaids

Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slain, he’s back

Harry Harry, it’s getting scary; Voldemort’s back

Now you’re a revolutionary, Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he

Ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?

He’s been asked to leave the school, Umbridge arrives Draco’s a

tool, kids break into the ministry, Sirius black is dead as can be

Split your soul seven parts of a whole

They’re Horcruxes; it’s Dumbledore’s end

There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death

But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his last breath.

Note: This song should be sung as a family, where the parents sing, and the kids respond by humming.